So this time I’ve decided to re-launch my career as an advertising mastermind, after watching a football match at a sponsored stadium it occurred to me that world heritage are really missing a trick. They have all these fantastically popular locations just going to waste.
# 1 Christ the redeemer – Rio de Janeiro
First problem with this is it’s just a bit depressing, I mean Christ looks proper cheesed off an no one wants their products associated with the son of god with a cob on.
So the first thing to do is to replace the original image with something a bit more dynamic and youthful, So I give you Christ the Buddy Redeemer
Now seeing as its South America we need to take advantage of there laxer advertising rules….
Yeah you see that Rothmans’s executives bitches, Jesus Christ himself giving the thumbs up to fags, and not just any fag’s, your fag’s! you couldn’t get a more powerfull celebrity endorsement if Dave Beckham pulled fag’s from posh spices fanny. This sir’s is golden.
#2 The Pyramids of Giza
Got to be a bit careful with this one, don’t want to upset the Muslims they can get a bit bolshy. So taddaa….
What’s to complain about! Nothing! Not even Al-Queda could find it offensive to advertise the ever popular, delicious, nutritious and high in calcium Dairylea triangles! Originally I planned to replace the pyramids with actual giant sized soft cheese triangles, but trials with a family pack glued together lead me to believe that the cost would be prohibitive and also that there probable aren’t enough cow’s on the planet to produce enough milk to keep a 105 metre high, soft cheese triangle in a fresh enough state in the desert.
More to follow, probable.
2 comments:
My missus also has a Dominic West fixation, to the point that we even went to see him at the theatre. She refused to watch the Fred West thing, I don't think she wanted the seed planted in her mind that he might be a bit rapey.
Love use of the term 'A bit rapey', Wp Sir.
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