Itchy Chicken

Fuck the advertising world, I mean what’s wrong with these fucking people. What kind of industry think’s it’s clever to use a an actual bush to symbolise a bit of lady garden topiary (see annoying TV advert for lady razors) yet I come up with a innovative idea to use the worlds greatest wonders to hawk there shitty merchandise and don’t even get a ‘thank you, but not thank you’ in reply.

Well fuck Titelist and fuck Double Bubble… You’d have sold billions if you’d bought into my Chichen Itza proposal.