Kaiser Chiefs aren’t stupid are they! I bet there making a fucking fortune this week in royalties, after all every news station needs something to play over the pictures of looters. If I was a recording artist I’d release an album designed to make me money every time a significant global event occurred,
Global Happening Cash Cow Album
Side 1
Track 1 – She/He was lovely, but now she/he’s dead and we miss her/him
Track 2 – Run like fuck it’s a big arse wave!
Track 3 - She/He was a cunt, thank fuck his/her dead
Track 4 - Outbreak! Urrr run away!
Track 5 – Feed the World (ohh yeah, already been done)
Track 6 – Genocide, yeah man its worse than herbicide
Side 2
Track 1 – Rich people getting married, yeah it’s cool
Track 2 – Famous people and African babies!
Track 3 - His famous and a nonce, gonna do time now the soopy ponce!
Track 4 - Earthquake, feel the ground shake!
Track 5 – Jew’s and Muslim’s, can’t get along, Hebron rocks to a massive bomb!
Track 6 – Volcano ash makes me cry, to my holiday home in Mauritius I cannot fly
Global Happening Cash Cow Album
Side 1
Track 1 – She/He was lovely, but now she/he’s dead and we miss her/him
Track 2 – Run like fuck it’s a big arse wave!
Track 3 - She/He was a cunt, thank fuck his/her dead
Track 4 - Outbreak! Urrr run away!
Track 5 – Feed the World (ohh yeah, already been done)
Track 6 – Genocide, yeah man its worse than herbicide
Side 2
Track 1 – Rich people getting married, yeah it’s cool
Track 2 – Famous people and African babies!
Track 3 - His famous and a nonce, gonna do time now the soopy ponce!
Track 4 - Earthquake, feel the ground shake!
Track 5 – Jew’s and Muslim’s, can’t get along, Hebron rocks to a massive bomb!
Track 6 – Volcano ash makes me cry, to my holiday home in Mauritius I cannot fly



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