The Extractors! Proposition for TV Executives

An Overview

The Extractors! Globe-trotting playboys, Tom Dwarn and Phil Ivery are arrested for there involvement in failed poker room Full Tilt Poker, they are delivered to retired Alderney gaming commission Judge Fulton who offers them the choice of spending ninety years in prison or helping him right errors of impunity. Grudgingly, Dwarn and Ivery agree to help solve Fulton's initial case which involves a crooked poker playing businessman and the Venezuelan mafia trying to fix the Miss World contest.

Episode List

1 "Overcall"

Shortly after being forced to become international poker playing spy's by the all powerful AGC, Invitations to the EPT grand final lead millionaire playboys Ivery and Dwarn to Monte Carlo, where they discover the tournament has now been moved to Madrid, they make a wager on a race to the grand casino Madrid, Ivery gets to travel in an Aston Martin vantage with a super model and Dwarn by Bus, in a flamingo hat. The loser must pay the other into the tournament and consent to a naked back rub with Daniel(this is all scene setting to show what whacky crazy guy's they are).

When they arrive in Madrid they discover the tournament is being dominated by a crooked Venezuelan businessman named Fruitez and that fellow poker superstar Kathy Liebert is missing, presumed kidnapped. Phil and Tom agree to play Fruitez in a private cash game HUP4ROLLZ after they allow him to donk them out of the tournament and feign super tilt. The game is to be held in a hill top mansion owned by the Venezeulan mafia who judge Fulton believes are trying to subvert the Miss World contest by ruining Venezuela's chance of winning yet again by entering the kidnapped Kathy Liebert in place of the Venezuelan bombshell chosen by there country men, our hero s escape by using Kathy as a human shield thus foiling the villains plot.


2 "The Golden Herman"

The worlds leading tournament director Thomas Kremser is marked for death when he discovers that evil multi billionaire business man Tekmintyjack has been using his corporations billion dollar satellite as well as overweight teenage German bloggers to see opponents cards and thus cheat on the poker tour. At Judge Fulton's request Dwarn and Ivery challenge him HUP4ROLLZ online where no-one could ever cheat(why would the sites risk it!) and everyone s money is really, really safe, Ivery and Dwarn's aim is to tilt Tekmintyjack so hard he admits in chat that his been cheating on tour and that live poker is in fact rigged.

3 "Take Twelve"

When a supposedly washed up poker player Phil Hellmitt reappears to claim his crown as greatest poker player of all time during the WSOP, a beautiful TV presenter asks Ivery and Dwarn to expose him as an imposter by challenging him HUP4ROLLZ.

4 "Cheap Double Up"

Dwarn and Ivery want to play in the exclusive Pokay Mirrions tournament held annually on a remote Scottish island, shortly after they arrive though Ivery is abducted by key members of the islands establishment and placed in a mysterious hospital where a deadly operation is planned to create multiple versions of Ivery who the islanders plan to use to populate the ultimate farm of rake back pro's housed in an abandoned knitwear factory (which was the islanders only source of (income till it closed down). Dwarn has to crack the local authroties wall of silence by posting on the internet, or something.

5 "Mineri to Midnight"

Dwarn and Ivery are in Italy where a Mafia hitman is on the tail of popular poker pro Dario Mineri after the diminutive Italian insults the local mafia Don by showing 'disrespect' to his raises during the WPT Venice main event. Judge Fulton calls on Dwarn and Ivery to smuggle him out of the country and our two hero playboy's decide that they can sneak Mineri over the border dressed as a teenage girl on a school trip (seeing as he looks quite girly anyway), All looks to be going to plan until they discover Mineri is actually allergic to girls!

6 "Shooting Stars"

Judge Fulton has received reports that all is not well with the online poker nirvana named PokayStars which is located on a fiercly guarded island in the middle of the Irish sea, upon hearing the reports Fulton decides to send the poker playboy's out to investigate under the pretence of a proposed sponsorship deal.

Dwarn and Ivery are shocked to learn the entire corporation is staffed by incorruptible and ruthlessly efficient customer service droids but things take an even more sinister turn when Ivery and Dwarn learn that the sites owners are on the island and are desperately trying to avoid any contact with them. After an exciting chase involving fast car's, quad bikes, helicopters and a peddeloe, Ivery and Dwarn eventually trap the secretive owners on a cliff top and the series comes to a dramatic conclusion when they unmask the mysterious owners of PokayStars, who turn out to be none other than Ray Shitar and Howard Vegeburger the founders of FTP!

Ivery and Dwarn return to Vegas as hero s with there names finally cleared as Shitar and Vegeburgers plan to dominate the online poker world by creating the worlds shoddiest site to make there real investment PokayStars look so fucking golden is dramatically unveiled.