Lord of the Party RingA wizard gives a little bloke a tasty biscuit and tells him to dunk it in a volcano, little fella and mates set of but Lord Voldomort(hang on isn’t that Harry Potter) or someone tries to stop them by having a big eye.
Famous Lines
“One biscuit, to rule them all”
An elve or something to a little fella with pointy ears
“There’s a party in my ring, and your invited!”
Frodo to Bilbo
The Singing Digestive
The story of The Singing Digestive unfolds in three time periods: a 1980's hospital ward; The Forest of Dean (and later London) in the 1930's; and a film-noir fantasy London of the 1940's. The link between these 'worlds' and the protagonist of the story is Philip Biscuit, the writer recovering from crumbisis in the hospital.
Famous Lines
Short bread shouldn't sit places where their feet don't touch the ground.
Phillip E. Biscuit
Jaffa Cakes On A PlaneQuite self explanatory this one, There’s a plane full of Jaffa Cakes.
Samuel L. Jackson plays Neville Flynn an FBI biscuit agent escorting a witness in a high profile counterfeit hob-nob case. He is soon struggling with the deadly jaffa cakes as well as the age old question, “Is it a cake? Is it a biscuit?” No answers here but a fun all action thriller as Jackson battles the Jaffa cakes on a plane.
Famous Lines
"I've had it with these motherfucking jaffa cakes, on this motherfucking plane”
Neville Flynn, to nobody in particular
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